how annoying is it when you run out of milk? whilst your in the middle of making porridge, so then you have to make it with water and add a jug full of sugar just so that it doesn’t taste like wet socks.

fmylife:

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she’s going to maul your face. FML

 OMGLOL

OH MON DIEU! maths exam tomorrow which i will fo sho fail:( my target is A*, which is just laughable. i’ll be lucky to get a B. and i don’t have a black ball point pen. i’m proper screwed D: whoever invented surds was a cruel, cruel man; i’m presuming a man invented surds, seeing as men in general invent very useless things e.g. ‘spectacles for chickens’. that’s right.
and, as if things couldn’t be more jolly, as soon as i’ve finished my maths exam, it’s straight to mr brookes, who is clearly not fond of children, and thus will slaughter us all upon entrance for being late.